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I don’t want to wear a face mask because…
I don’t want to wear a face mask because the coronavirus will not infect me.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because the coronavirus can’t infect me.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because I’m going to die some time, some day, anyway.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because I can’t breathe properly in it.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because I’m just going out for five minutes.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because it messes with my hair.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because it messes with my glasses.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because it’s a pain to put on.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because there is no law that mandates that I do.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because I’m not ill.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because I feel fine.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because I don’t have the coronavirus and I’m not going to infect anyone.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because it doesn’t matter.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because I’m healthy and fit.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because nobody else is wearing a face mask.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because I can’t use face unlock on my phone.
I don’t want to wear a face mask because…<insert excuse/reason>