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I don’t want to wear a face mask because…

Vernon Chan
2 min readMay 28, 2020

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I don’t want to wear a face mask because the coronavirus will not infect me.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because the coronavirus can’t infect me.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because I’m going to die some time, some day, anyway.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because I can’t breathe properly in it.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because I’m just going out for five minutes.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because it messes with my hair.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because it messes with my glasses.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because it’s a pain to put on.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because there is no law that mandates that I do.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because I’m not ill.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because I feel fine.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because I don’t have the coronavirus and I’m not going to infect anyone.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because it doesn’t matter.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because I’m healthy and fit.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because nobody else is wearing a face mask.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because I can’t use face unlock on my phone.

I don’t want to wear a face mask because…<insert excuse/reason>

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Vernon Chan
Vernon Chan

Written by Vernon Chan

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